He is known as "the Tank" so not sure why he needs another nickname.
He is known as "the Tank" so not sure why he needs another nickname.
Or perhaps now 'The W*ank' after that celebration of his.Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe
Because 'The Tank' is a rubbish nickname. And, presumably, since he played in Germany, it was 'Der Panzer'?
Kolashers / Kolashy, then. To bring it into line with conventional, local norms. Or we could go the French route and call him 'Kiki'.Because 'The Tank' is a rubbish nickname. And, presumably, since he played in Germany, it was 'Der Panzer'?
Because 'The Tank' is a rubbish nickname. And, presumably, since he played in Germany, it was 'Der Panzer'?Definitely not much mileage left in it
I am quite keen on Kalashnikov.
It says what it does on the tin!
What? Is cheap, low-maintenance and shoots powerfully, but wildly inaccurately?
Very good, LA.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Because 'The Tank' is a rubbish nickname. And, presumably, since he played in Germany, it was 'Der Panzer'?
"The Tank" is a great nickname name when it is referring to a member of the female persuasion. Of course, one rarely uses it in the presence of said female for obvious reasons.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
There was a lady of my acquaintance years ago known as 'The Dyke Bike' because - despite professing to be a lesbian, she would shag pretty much anyone after a few drinks and shared her favours with most of our cricket team at some point (separately, you understand - we weren't footballers).
This went on happily until one fool got píssed and told her that was her nickname, whereupon she punched him in the face, chipping one his teeth, stormed out and never allowed any of us to have a go on her ever again.
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