So I checked out Ed Sheeran last night.

[Sir C]

I liked young Mr Rascal's set. It at least looked fun - lots of jumping up and down and crowd participation. Indeed, my nieces and nephew were there and report that to have been the highlight.

Is he one of those shouty chaps, b? How would you describe his 'flow'?

[Burney]

Is he one of those shouty chaps, b? How would you describe his 'flow'?

Indeed. Coloured fellow. His flow was peng.

[Sir C]

Indeed. Coloured fellow. His flow was peng.

A bit like Stormzy then. I would describe him as on fleek.

[Burney]

A bit like Stormzy then. I would describe him as on fleek.

I thought that was a term just used to describe eyebrows, tbh.

[Sir C]

I thought that was a term just used to describe eyebrows, tbh.

Oh. I wish I was down with the youth like you, b. Perhaps I could borrow your daughter for a while.

[Burney]

Oh. I wish I was down with the youth like you, b. Perhaps I could borrow your daughter for a while.

She'll soon be in need of work this summer. Perhaps you could employ her as a youth consultant?

[Sir C]

She'll soon be in need of work this summer. Perhaps you could employ her as a youth consultant?

My niece on v's side took a year after school before going to university for, I dunno, ****s and giggles. When v suggested to her that she would have to find a job for the year the whole family coughed and looked away awkwardly, like someone had farted. She is happily in receipt of tax-payers' money without any obligation, it seems, to even pretend to be interested in work.

It's fúcking disgraceful.

[SWv2]

I thought that was a term just used to describe eyebrows, tbh.

Fleek or Stormzy?