It's a fraction over 2 weeks until the transfer window slams shut. So far we have

[Burney]

Essentially I think so.

Apart from the bit about Peter's Rover. Good lord.

I wonder where Peter's Rover is these days? I assume it was scrapped due to being terrible?

What is he driving now? Probably one of those French jobs with rubber mats taped to the sides, I reckon.