Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
experience and are invariably disappointed.

Stupid, corn-based, Mexican cvnts.
Doritos are by far the best of those. However corn chips are meant to be the perfect vehicle for wonders such as Guacamole, Salsa, pickled jalapenos and best of all, melted, processed cheese.

You aren't actually meant to eat them on their own, Burney.