Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
to freedom.

She thinks it means she can see her family and friends in the New Year, the dopey cow...

"I feel so privileged to be the first person vaccinated against Covid-19, it’s the best early birthday present I could wish for because it means I can finally look forward to spending time with my family and friends in the New Year after being on my own for most of the year."

The New Year is 12 months long, so she's probably right.

More pressingly, the second person to get vaxxed was a man called William Shakespeare from Warwickshire. WHAT SORT OF STUPID C*NT DIDN'T HAVE HIM GO FIRST, FFS?! This is why the NHS is f@cking useless - low-quality people who can't even recognise a PR open goal when it's presented to them. W@nkers.