#EngWI I must say I'm really enjoying this.

[Burney]

For such a tiny little thing she is spectacularly endowed. wd cc.

I heard tell she was seen disappearing into the bushes with some fortunate chap at one of your barbecue soirees.

[Sir C]

I heard tell she was seen disappearing into the bushes with some fortunate chap at one of your barbecue soirees.

There was an amount of heavy petting but no intercourse. I was most insistent on this matter.

I'm not having young girls getting into trouble on my watch. No sirree.

[Burney]

There was an amount of heavy petting but no intercourse. I was most insistent on this matter.

I'm not having young girls getting into trouble on my watch. No sirree.

I take it you were on hand to observe closely in order to ensure this rule was obeyed?

[Sir C]

I take it you were on hand to observe closely in order to ensure this rule was obeyed?

Naturally. A chap takes his duties very seriously in this regard. Yes. A hide in the bushes and cameras in the bathroom; these are the tools with which we keep our young women pure.

[Burney]

Naturally. A chap takes his duties very seriously in this regard. Yes. A hide in the bushes and cameras in the bathroom; these are the tools with which we keep our young women pure.

Quite right. If a man weren't allowed to spy on nubile young ladies in his own home, who knows what sort of perversions might take place under his roof?