Something vaguely interesting in the wake of recent terrorist attacks.

[Monty92]

The news breaks - 8 killed and 47 injured, or 25 killed and 100 injured, and one expects the death toll to increase significantly over the following few days, but it doesn't.

Now injuries from explosions, or from being mown down by a car, are likely to be pretty severe, aren't they? The lesson appears to be that if you can get to a hospital alive, no matter how mangled, quacks will be able to keep you alive.

wd advances in medical science.

I drove over Blackfriars Bridge last week and found myself wondering how many people I'd be able to mow down if it wasn't for those pesky Islamophobic concrete barriers. My strategy would be to target a concentrated group of pedestrians walking in the same direction as my car so they wouldn't see me coming, then ziz-zag wildly and hope to sweep up those who aren't able to react quickly enough after the initial impact (small children, OAPS and disablists).

It would also be funny seeing everyone's reaction when a big nosed jew stepped out the car.

I *may* have been thinking about this a little too deeply as I forgot to pay the Congestion charge and got a £65 fine through the post yesterday

[Burney]

I drove over Blackfriars Bridge last week and found myself wondering how many people I'd be able to mow down if it wasn't for those pesky Islamophobic concrete barriers. My strategy would be to target a concentrated group of pedestrians walking in the same direction as my car so they wouldn't see me coming, then ziz-zag wildly and hope to sweep up those who aren't able to react quickly enough after the initial impact (small children, OAPS and disablists).

It would also be funny seeing everyone's reaction when a big nosed jew stepped out the car.

I *may* have been thinking about this a little too deeply as I forgot to pay the Congestion charge and got a £65 fine through the post yesterday

I used to do this all the time when I played Grand Theft Auto (the original one). You never got as many people as you thought you would before the cops came and shot you.

[Sir C]

I drove over Blackfriars Bridge last week and found myself wondering how many people I'd be able to mow down if it wasn't for those pesky Islamophobic concrete barriers. My strategy would be to target a concentrated group of pedestrians walking in the same direction as my car so they wouldn't see you coming, then ziz-zag wildly and hope to sweep up those who aren't able to react quickly enough after the initial impact (small children, OAPS and disabelers).

It would also be funny seeing everyone's reaction when a big nosed jew stepped out the car.

I *may* have been thinking about this a little too deeply as I forgot to pay the Congestion charge and got a £65 fine through the post yesterday

Funnily enough, watching Yottam Ottolenghi on TV in Tunisia the other day, I was reminded that a big-nosed jew looks just the same as a big-nosed Ayrab, so I suspect people would just assume you were one of those Allans.

There must be a way you can turn this easy disguise to your advantage.

[Burney]

Funnily enough, watching Yottam Ottolenghi on TV in Tunisia the other day, I was reminded that a big-nosed jew looks just the same as a big-nosed Ayrab, so I suspect people would just assume you were one of those Allans.

There must be a way you can turn this easy disguise to your advantage.

If he were a patriot, he could grow a big beard, infiltrate radical mosques and pretend to be radicalised, passing on vital intelligence about these people to the authorities.

[Sir C]

If he were a patriot, he could grow a big beard, infiltrate radical mosques and pretend to be radicalised, passing on vital intelligence about these people to the authorities.

Well, he could, if he weren't a snivelling coward living his life in peace and prosperity courtesy of my sacrifices in two world wars

[Burney]

Well, he could, if he weren't a snivelling coward living his life in peace and prosperity courtesy of my sacrifices in two world wars

Two World Wars? I thought you were just WWII and the Nam. Have you had more regression therapy?

[Sir C]

Two World Wars? I thought you were just WWII and the Nam. Have you had more regression therapy?

I very much enjoyed my time in an SE5.

[Ash]

I very much enjoyed my time in an SE5.

SE5? Camberwell?

[Monty92]

Well, he could, if he weren't a snivelling coward living his life in peace and prosperity courtesy of my sacrifices in two world wars

Actually, I'd say that being anti-Allanism when you live, work and socialise almost exclusively in liberal metropolitan circles is equally dangerous and courageous an endeavour as infiltrating a mosque.

So much as suggest at a dinner party that a terrorist has ever been motivated by Islamic religious scripture and you're literally taking your life in your hands, Jeff.

[Sir C]

Actually, I'd say that being anti-Allanism when you live, work and socialise almost exclusively in liberal metropolitan circles is equally dangerous and courageous an endeavour as infiltrating a mosque.

If you speak your mind at a dinner party you're literally taking your life in your hands, Jeff.

You haven't started socialising with gentiles now, have you?