Originally Posted by Sir C I have today placed my follicles into the tender mercies of a local gentleman of middle-eastern appearance. He set fire to my fúcking ears. Mine does that to me. Great, isn't it? They love getting rid of hair, do turks. Which is understandable, as they've so much of it.
Originally Posted by Burney Mine does that to me. Great, isn't it? They love getting rid of hair, do turks. Which is understandable, as they've so much of it. It was brutal and invasive, much like the way Johnny Turk treated Lawrence of Arabia, just without the bumming. I suspect he trained as a butcher and picked up his barbering skills from a youtube video.
Originally Posted by Sir C It was brutal and invasive, much like the way Johnny Turk treated Lawrence of Arabia, just without the bumming. I suspect he trained as a butcher and picked up his barbering skills from a youtube video. Did he do your nose hair and eyebrows, too? Hot towels and head, arm and neck massage? I've had them do all sorts to me.
Originally Posted by Burney Did he do your nose hair and eyebrows, too? Hot towels and head, arm and neck massage? I've had them do all sorts to me. I don't wish to think about it any more. I feel violated. And I can smell him or his juice on me.
Originally Posted by Sir C I don't wish to think about it any more. I feel violated. And I can smell him or his juice on me. You need to relax and let them have their way with you. Once you loosen up, you start to quite enjoy it. Mind you, when a Turk has a cutthroat razor to my neck, I do have to force myself to stop thinking of ISIS videos and orange jumpsuits.
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