I found out something disturbing yesterday.

[Pat Vegas]

Gosh. Did it ricochet off the porcelain, f?

It made a tremendous sound like a thunk sound.
and not much wiping to do

[Sir C]

It made a tremendous sound like a thunk sound.
and not much wiping to do

My word.

Pic?

[Burney]

It made a tremendous sound like a thunk sound.
and not much wiping to do

Clean as a whistle, eh? More like a pellet than a proper poo. I've always thought that would make life easier if we could just shīt like rabbits.