Harry Kane has c*nted his ankle again

[Pokster]

This is positively delicious news, even though they basically beat every f*cking team they played during his last lengthy absence.

What got me was the fact the commentators said over and over again "After Delph's challenge", the ugly coont was the one that attempted to fould Delph.

And another thing, you'd think for a £1bn stadium they would have a decent pitch that wasn't falling apart and lumps coming up whenever a player attempted to turn.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

What got me was the fact the commentators said over and over again "After Delph's challenge", the ugly coont was the one that attempted to fould Delph.

And another thing, you'd think for a £1bn stadium they would have a decent pitch that wasn't falling apart and lumps coming up whenever a player attempted to turn.

That's because of all the dead bodies buried underneath pok. Thousands of poor little Jewish kids forced to build the place as slave labour while Levy and his cohorts lounged around the director's box drinking Champagne and sodomizing defenceless orphans ...fact!

[Burney]

That's because of all the dead bodies buried underneath pok. Thousands of poor little Jewish kids forced to build the place as slave labour while Levy and his cohorts lounged around the director's box drinking Champagne and sodomizing defenceless orphans ...fact!

Poor Jewish kids?

No, h. They would have used the labour of Christian children for that job. And then they'd have used their blood to make Matzah.