Do you suppose little M junior has been traumatised by his dad's insistence on

[Sir C]

I want to know if Monty and his Anus found a seat in Piebury Corner yesterday (No)
The other week some cund nicked the tip box from the counter in that place

Do their pies come with mashed potatoes and gravy? Chips, even? Chips, pie and gravy... sounds northern but somehow good.