I believe I speak for every red-blooded male when I say in response to this story

[Peter]

I had cancer but I bravely defeated it after a long battle; I don't like to talk about it though.

Ganpati isn't a lefty any more. He started by hating Corbyn, moved on to being transphobic and next week will be worshipping at a shrine to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Herb is still pulling jobbies

Have you buried your ex under the patio?

No, I have had a relatively smooth ride thus far. She just went and got a job and lost a load of weight, two things that would have been rather nice while we were together.....

THe worst is yet to come as the house needs to be resolved. However, thus far it has been great fun.

[Sir C]

No, I have had a relatively smooth ride thus far. She just went and got a job and lost a load of weight, two things that would have been rather nice while we were together.....

THe worst is yet to come as the house needs to be resolved. However, thus far it has been great fun.

Yes, as I say, cancer, but anyway, there's no need to dwell on that as long as your problems are all sorted.

[Peter]

Yes, as I say, cancer, but anyway, there's no need to dwell on that as long as your problems are all sorted.

You said you didnt want to talk about it......

Where was it?

[Sir C]

You said you didnt want to talk about it......

Where was it?

Beckenham. It's still there, I suppose. I wondered whether they might give it to me to take home, like they did my wisdom teeth, but no such luck, they kept it.

[Peter]

Beckenham. It's still there, I suppose. I wondered whether they might give it to me to take home, like they did my wisdom teeth, but no such luck, they kept it.

So.... did this actually happen or not? And do we know if it is Monty's fault?

[Sir C]

So.... did this actually happen or not? And do we know if it is Monty's fault?

Well, I did have a tuma up my bugle, but they tell me it wasn't malign.

What do they know anyway?

[Peter]

Well, I did have a tuma up my bugle, but they tell me it wasn't malign.

What do they know anyway?

Indeed, bloody quacks.

glad you're still alive anyway. That's nice

[Burney]

No, I have had a relatively smooth ride thus far. She just went and got a job and lost a load of weight, two things that would have been rather nice while we were together.....

THe worst is yet to come as the house needs to be resolved. However, thus far it has been great fun.

Beware of the weight loss. Next thing you know she'll have a new chap in tow who will be very insistent on her 'rights' and be encouraging her to make life as difficult as possible for you.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Beware of the weight loss. Next thing you know she'll have a new chap in tow who will be very insistent on her 'rights' and be encouraging her to make life as difficult as possible for you.

Or worse still it's an attempt to win Peter back and when it fails the real shítstorm commences - woman scorned and all that

[Burney]

Or worse still it's an attempt to win Peter back and when it fails the real shítstorm commences - woman scorned and all that

Oh, god! She's going to turn up at his door in thigh-high boots and a miniskirt.

I used to work with a slightly mental married lady who lost a lot of weight and started dressing like this and flirting outrageously.


I had sex with her, obviously.