So it's 14 units a week now is it?

[Sir C]

How were your bowel movements?

Don't you find that an excess of Guinness results in a firm, black stool with a fine, honest, earthy aroma?

[Burney]

Don't you find that an excess of Guinness results in a firm, black stool with a fine, honest, earthy aroma?

It's the blackness I find alarming.

An excess of lager is much harder on the bowels than either bitter or Guinness. I blame the fizziness.

I do remember cider being a bit dangerous, mind.

[Peter]

Don't you find that an excess of Guinness results in a firm, black stool with a fine, honest, earthy aroma?

Not really. I think this Guinness was fairly weak actually. I know for a fact I had 11 pints one evening and I wasn't massively plastered- in England 11 pints would floor me.

[7sisters]

Don't you find that an excess of Guinness results in a firm, black stool with a fine, honest, earthy aroma?

you cannot get away without mentioning the bad guts and stomach cramps, when going beyond the threshold of a few pints.
Of course, it's likely that P was weaned on the stuff and has built up a commendable resistance. The rest of us who just partake occasionally though.