Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
A few months ago I could hear it occasionally nibbling away, and assumed it was a mouse. After a while, I could hear it walking, and assumed it was a rat.

Now I can hear the fúcker breathing. At the very minimum it's a fox, and quite possibly a badger. One day it's going to burst forth and attack me while I'm watching Masterchef, isn't it?

hapless maid you ever deflowered, every blameless youth you sodomized, every simple, hard working man you swindled.

It will indeed burst forth and exact a terrible retribution.