Off to do something stupid in a minute. After my violent food poisoning on Saturday

[Burney]

You closet heems see sexytime everywhere, b.

I was píssed. There was one bed

I once p1ssed the bed while sharing it with a chum, to be fair. My first attempt at drinking whisky. We were about 16. He was very good about it, in fairness. Tony Lark, his name was.

[Peter]

I once p1ssed the bed while sharing it with a chum, to be fair. My first attempt at drinking whisky. We were about 16. He was very good about it, in fairness. Tony Lark, his name was.

THis is without question the most revolting thread I have ever seen on here.

[Burney]

THis is without question the most revolting thread I have ever seen on here.

There's nothing revolting about natural bodily functions, p, you old puritan.

[Sir C]

THis is without question the most revolting thread I have ever seen on here.

Life is a harsh reality, p. Blood, shít, pus, píss, these are aspects of humanity with which we must deal. It's not all unicorns and extra turnips all round, comrade!