Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
drinking"

I started at midday with an aperol spritz (it was sunny!) and by the time the day was out I think I'd imbibed about 8 pints of lager, half a bottle of prossecco, two "Ned-gronis" and......errr, I think that's it.

Anyway, impressive, I'm sure you'd agree.

The odd thing was, the next day I wasn't really hungover at all. Is this what happens when you take it steady?
The only notable volume there is the lager, which you will have pissed away within 2 or 3 hours.

This is not the all day intake of a real man. Are you Owen Jones?

I was píssed on Monday night and staggered into A Wong. Far too drunk to read the menu, I asked for chef to recommend a selection, and had one of the top 5 meals of my life. wd aw.