Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
What is the correct number to put in one's face at a time, though? One at a time would be decorous, but take ages. The same question applies to crisps. I had a packet of Wotsits the other day and - being on my own - ended up pouring them into my mouth from the bag in order to avoid cheesy fingers. Mind you, this did result in a lot of orange residue in my beard.
I think two is fine, three at a push. I mean, this is ridiculous.