How come we didn't play anyone at the weekend then?

[Burney]

I'd say you're being grossly unfair to the chap.

1. He has odd hair. This is not untypical of the younger generation. Indeed, you're a chap not unaccustomed to sporting quite the do yourself, and you're old enough to know better.

2. 'Constantly running around' is sort of the default condition for a professional sportsman.

3. You can't see what someone smells like.

All in all, I'm disappointed in you here.

1/ My hair is short and eminently sensible. You could set you watch by my haircut.

2/ It's not the running around per se, it's the irritating manner in which he does it. Like an excited, yappy, poorly-trained puppy that's just about to píss all over the kitchen floor. I feel a strong inclination to strike him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

3/ You definitely can tell how some people smell. Especially when they're foreign. For instance, I've no doubt that Aaron Ramsey smells fan-fùcking-tastic - despite being Welsh.


I do not like the fellow and will have none of him.

[Rich]

1/ My hair is short and eminently sensible. You could set you watch by my haircut.

2/ It's not the running around per se, it's the irritating manner in which he does it. Like an excited, yappy, poorly-trained puppy that's just about to píss all over the kitchen floor. I feel a strong inclination to strike him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

3/ You definitely can tell how some people smell. Especially when they're foreign. For instance, I've no doubt that Aaron Ramsey smells fan-fùcking-tastic - despite being Welsh.


I do not like the fellow and will have none of him.

He's also facially unattractive, which leads me to question his disgusting hair cut too. He's never going to get a nice girlfriend if he has an ugly face and ugly hair.

[Burney]

He's also facially unattractive, which leads me to question his disgusting hair cut too. He's never going to get a nice girlfriend if he has an ugly face and ugly hair.

I've no idea about his face, r. If you shaved his head, I think I'd struggle to pick him out of a line-up.

[Sir C]

1/ My hair is short and eminently sensible. You could set you watch by my haircut.

2/ It's not the running around per se, it's the irritating manner in which he does it. Like an excited, yappy, poorly-trained puppy that's just about to píss all over the kitchen floor. I feel a strong inclination to strike him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

3/ You definitely can tell how some people smell. Especially when they're foreign. For instance, I've no doubt that Aaron Ramsey smells fan-fùcking-tastic - despite being Welsh.


I do not like the fellow and will have none of him.

1. I have known your hair to tower up to 3' above your head, like Marie-Antoinette's syrup. For all I know there may have been rodents living within.

2 and 3. Meh.