It's a fraction over 2 weeks until the transfer window slams shut. So far we have

[redgunamo]

My neighbour appears to have bought a new Mercedes Benz in the last week, it was the first thing my wife said to me last evening apparently under the bizarre impression that a) I had noticed and b) I actually cared.

She then asked me how I thought he could afford it.

How the fúck would I know. Hadn't even got my fúcking jacket off.

That's the world we live in, I'm afraid; mean-spirited, suspicious and covetous. It's almost as if everyone's completely forgotten the Tenth Commandment

[Ash]

That's the world we live in, I'm afraid; mean-spirited, suspicious and covetous. It's almost as if everyone's completely forgotten the Tenth Commandment

Ninth has taken a bit of a hammering too. And don't start me on the sixth.

[Burney]

Ninth has taken a bit of a hammering too. And don't start me on the sixth.

To be fair, the last two did always feel a bit like filler.