Din Dins?

[Burney]

Chickpeas. Swiss chard. Yoghurt.

What. The. Fúck?

There is not a single fúcking appetising flavour in any of those ingredients. That’s not food, it’s fodder.

[Sir C]

There is not a single fúcking appetising flavour in any of those ingredients. That’s not food, it’s fodder.

I can appreciate a chickpea when it's pureed with garlic and tahini. Swiss chard sauteed in a little butter is a fine thing. A yoghurt in the morning keeps your gizzards functioning and serves as a decent breakfast for 100 calories or so.

There is no feasible way those three things can be on one plate at the same time in any pleasurable fashion.

[Burney]

Exactly. They all need a LOT of help to become worth eating. Together, Escoffier and Jesus Christ working in tandem couldn’t make a meal from them that a human would actually want to eat.