Two things from the few moments of the BAFTAs I saw last night.

[Burney]

Talking of hairy holes b, I attended a dinner party with some of my younger colleagues and found myself in the situation where I was the one being ribbed .. wait for it .. because I do NOT shave my arse'ole!.

Now I'll bet my bollux Monty shaves his a'hole. If I demand that he confirms or denies this he will dodge the question but if you ask him he must answer as he craves your approval and will not ignore you. Go on b, ask him now. Start a new thread

How would one even go about shaving one's ringpiece, h? You can't see it, it's not an area conducive to easy shaving and frankly, I'd be loath to put a razor blade anywhere near it. Are you sure they don't mean waxing it?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

How would one even go about shaving one's ringpiece, h? You can't see it, it's not an area conducive to easy shaving and frankly, I'd be loath to put a razor blade anywhere near it. Are you sure they don't mean waxing it?

No, shaving. And in any case, any form of anal depilation practised by men is profoundly homosexualist. Needless to say they shave all of their pubic hair with the exception, curiously, of their armpits. Apparently it's quite OK to leave those as nature intended.

[Burney]

No, shaving. And in any case, any form of anal depilation practised by men is profoundly homosexualist. Needless to say they shave all of their pubic hair with the exception, curiously, of their armpits. Apparently it's quite OK to leave those as nature intended.

Fúckssake! Not only is it incredibly bent, it's also unfair on Turks and Greeks, who would need to spend half their lives shaving in order to keep up with this absurd fashion - not to mention having permanently blocked plugholes (not intended as a euphemism, but now I come to think of it...).