Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
For the record, then: I hate the intense little blonde tart with the tattooed on eyebrows - although Marcus Wareing clearly wants to fück her and will therefore let her away with murder. I also hate the private chef with the beard who likes to cook with kale and is clearly enamoured of all this Scandi cooking shíte. I want him to fall into his own sous vide machine and drown.

Beyond that, I don't care who wins.
I saw some of it last night after training. There was a chap doing a plankton risotto. Just to clarify, he put plankton into a risotto.

Apparently it smelt like a harbour which any person will know is not pleasant.

I was having a large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes.