Originally Posted by Burney
Because 'The Tank' is a rubbish nickname. And, presumably, since he played in Germany, it was 'Der Panzer'?
"The Tank" is a great nickname name when it is referring to a member of the female persuasion. Of course, one rarely uses it in the presence of said female for obvious reasons.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
There was a lady of my acquaintance years ago known as 'The Dyke Bike' because - despite professing to be a lesbian, she would shag pretty much anyone after a few drinks and shared her favours with most of our cricket team at some point (separately, you understand - we weren't footballers).
This went on happily until one fool got píssed and told her that was her nickname, whereupon she punched him in the face, chipping one his teeth, stormed out and never allowed any of us to have a go on her ever again.
As cevapi is one of the most popular dishes in Bosnia Herzegovina, I plan on referring to him as 'that fat, cevapi munching c*nt'.
Or something worse when he plays badly.
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