I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was

[Sir C]

"I should have drank less last night"

IUFG's so called rule of thumb is a fúcking shíte rule of thumb.

i's rule is a good one, sw. "I should have drunk less ale last night" is correct, as is, "I should have drunk fewer pints of ale last night."

You can count pints, but you can't count ale.

[Burney]

i's rule is a good one, sw. "I should have drunk less ale last night" is correct, as is, "I should have drunk fewer pints of ale last night."

You can count pints, but you can't count ale.

I took part in armadillo racing last night.

I’m not proud of it.

[SWv2]

i's rule is a good one, sw. "I should have drunk less ale last night" is correct, as is, "I should have drunk fewer pints of ale last night."

You can count pints, but you can't count ale.

Of course you can count ale.

6 pints.