'Man finds own amputated leg on cigarette packets without consent'

[Burney]

Read thon book Sir C recommended. You'll then consider such imagery light hearted and jolly.

The Wolf and the Watchman? Oh, yes. That's all good fun. I must say, I did laugh when the author first doubled down on the grimness by making the poor chap become the shít-eating sexual plaything of perverted toffs.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The Wolf and the Watchman? Oh, yes. That's all good fun. I must say, I did laugh when the author first doubled down on the grimness by making the poor chap become the shít-eating sexual plaything of perverted toffs.

Aye. It conjured images which I cannot now un-see

It did become rather weighed down by the need to add an unexpected dramatic twist to even the most peripheral sub-plot. I think the author had the last laugh though by managing to fashion, after so much dante-esque horror, something approaching a happy ending

[Burney]

Aye. It conjured images which I cannot now un-see

It did become rather weighed down by the need to add an unexpected dramatic twist to even the most peripheral sub-plot. I think the author had the last laugh though by managing to fashion, after so much dante-esque horror, something approaching a happy ending

I did think that removing all his teeth so they could all orally sodomise him without negative consequences was a nice touch.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I did think that removing all his teeth so they could all orally sodomise him without negative consequences was a nice touch.

I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi nom-de-plume in which the protaganist kills his victims by plucking out an eyeball and sodomising the bloody socket, it would cause quite a stir - shame I can't write.

You do it b and buy me a beer for the idea!

[Burney]

I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi nom-de-plume in which the protaganist kills his victims by plucking out an eyeball and sodomising the bloody socket, it would cause quite a stir - shame I can't write.

You do it b and buy me a beer for the idea!

Hmmm. Not being a Swede, I'm not sure I could muster the requisite levels of gory perversion, h. That said, I do like the idea of you - who have offered people the most baroque sado-sexual tortures on here over the years - getting all queasy over a book.

You're a sensitive wee flower underneath it all, h, aren't you?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You're a sensitive wee flower underneath it all, h, aren't you?

You needn't think that kind of sweet talk's getting me into that shed of yours