I most certainly have not been asking for it, or for anything like it.
The rot set in with the Race Relations Act. First we had to stop discriminating against brown people, then it was birds, benders and every other type of weirdo, and now we're living in a Marxist paradise.
You spent four sons' worth of boarding school fees on fast cars, floozies, fags and beak
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."