Now even the Allan women have gone all stabby.

[Pat Vegas]

Run and Report they say

Dear Mr Vegas thanks for reporting this. We have been watching him for a many years now. carry on with your life now.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Dear Mr Vegas thanks for reporting this. We have been watching him for a many years now. carry on with your life now.

Tell them the joke about the Indians and see if they want to talk to you about it

[Rich]

Dear Mr Vegas thanks for reporting this. We have been watching him for a many years now. carry on with your life now.

Hide? You need to go steaming in whirling your fists, Fash.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Hide? You need to go steaming in whirling your fists, Fash.

Fash is not a Hannah Barbara cartoon

[Pat Vegas]

Fash is not a Hannah Barbara cartoon

though someone said I run like Shaggy. Zoinks.

[Pat Vegas]

Hide? You need to go steaming in whirling your fists, Fash.

Well last night I got on the tube. and now I am watching everyone (more than usual)

Nervous fella gets on next to me fits the profile, big beard, backpack, now I am thinking right if he moves suddenly crack him as hard as you can. This is a very sad way of thinking, Knowing my luck he'd be taking his phone out of his pocket I'd hit him and he'll die and I go to prison for life.

[Burney]

Well last night I got on the tube. and now I am watching everyone (more than usual)

Nervous fella gets on next to me fits the profile, big beard, backpack, now I am thinking right if he moves suddenly crack him as hard as you can. This is a very sad way of thinking, Knowing my luck he'd be taking his phone out of his pocket I'd hit him and he'll die and I go to prison for life.

Not a jury in the land would convict you, f. The man is guilty of Allan-ing in a built up area and deserves anything he gets.

[Pat Vegas]

Not a jury in the land would convict you, f. The man is guilty of Allan-ing in a built up area and deserves anything he gets.

I did wonder if say there was an attack and you happened to have say some sort of illegal weapon on your person and used it to stop an attack what would happen to you.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Not a jury in the land would convict you, f. The man is guilty of Allan-ing in a built up area and deserves anything he gets.

We will all take a day off from AWIMB to hear the case and offer evidence
And then wave goodbye as they take him back down to the cells

[Ash]

Well last night I got on the tube. and now I am watching everyone (more than usual)

I used to feel that commuting on foot was safer than the tube. Not any more. Every van or car moving at some speed is now a suspect, and I find myself quickly looking for escape routes in case it mounts the pavement.