I mean seriously, what am I meant to eat here?

[Sir C]

It all just sounds like shít Chinese food, but with extra cabbage.

http://www.gangnamstevenage.co.uk/menu

I may have to put my foot down on this one.

The good stuff is Korean table barbecue and Korean chicken wings. This place has neither. Defenestrate the whole idea.

[Burney]

The good stuff is Korean table barbecue and Korean chicken wings. This place has neither. Defenestrate the whole idea.

Exactly. The only thing I'm even vaguely interested in eating is the fried chicken meat ball with chilli sauce - and that's largely because it sounds like chicken nuggets.

I may point out that we could just go for a decent local chinky and enjoy ourselves more. And not eat our own bodyweight in cabbage.