Arsene Wenger is a better man than you.

[Burney]

"Arsène Wenger is preparing to return to football and is set to take up one of four job offers within a month.

Wenger, 69, has told friends that he is missing the day-to-day involvement of working with players and is itching to return to a job in the game. The Frenchman parted company with Arsenal at the end of last season after 22 years as manager and has not worked since apart from occasionally as a TV pundit.

Wenger is still based in London but will not work for another club in the Premier League, believing that it would be disrespectful to Arsenal after all his years there. He is now considering four concrete job offers, one understood to be as director of football at Paris Saint-Germain, another as the head coach of a national team, and two from leading clubs in Europe."

Surely we all knew he was a better man than us? He's right up there with Jesus and Geoffrey Boycott in my book.

[Sir C]

Surely we all knew he was a better man than us? He's right up there with Jesus and Geoffrey Boycott in my book.

There is no harm in reminding these peasants that they used to have a role model; someone to whose standards they might aspire. They rejected Him and now swear allgiance to Senor Mediocrity.

[Burney]

There is no harm in reminding these peasants that they used to have a role model; someone to whose standards they might aspire. They rejected Him and now swear allgiance to Senor Mediocrity.

Did you know that in Basque, 'Unai Emery Etxegoien' means 'The Grass is not always greener - sometimes, in fact, it's mostly dogshít'?

True story.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Did you know that in Basque, 'Unai Emery Etxegoien' means 'The Grass is not always greener - sometimes, in fact, it's mostly dogshít'?

True story.

Absolute bollox - the Etxegoien part translates almost exactly to "profound aversion to dentistry".

[redgunamo]

There is no harm in reminding these peasants that they used to have a role model; someone to whose standards they might aspire. They rejected Him and now swear allgiance to Senor Mediocrity.

Celebrity role models are for losers with rubbish parents, imo.

Oh, I see what you mean. Carry on

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Surely we all knew he was a better man than us? He's right up there with Jesus and Geoffrey Boycott in my book.

You wanted him gone some six years ago because you had become bored with him and Arsenal. Do you suppose people tormented Jebus because they were simply bored with him b?

[Burney]

You wanted him gone some six years ago because you had become bored with him and Arsenal. Do you suppose people tormented Jebus because they were simply bored with him b?

I did. Although I did admit at the time that there was no logical basis for my position whatsoever and that it was simply whim. Little did I know we'd replace him with someone who wasn't even interestingly terrible - just dreary, generic mediocrity.


As for Jesus, that was the Jews you see, h. They didn't do it because they were bored, they did it because they're evil.