Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I must admit, I do struggle with the idea that a chap 'WHOSE ANUS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN AN 11-INCH BULL'S HORN WAS RAMMED UP HIS SPHINCTER' can be considered to be 'doing OK', tbh. He doesn't look OK.
Whilst the Metro is not often feted for its journalistic content; that has to be one of the best lead lines in history imo