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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Harvey as in Ian Harvey?

    I'd lock away your women folk, Alexism.
    I'm quite sure he'd take her out for a really nice meal in a really nice restaurant. And then he'd send me a picture of the meal, the cad.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Alexism - Atheoist View Post
    I'm quite sure he'd take her out for a really nice meal in a really nice restaurant. And then he'd send me a picture of the meal, the cad.
    You'll want a copy of Das Kapital laying about the house, mate. As well as a few receipts for charitable contributions you've made.

    Lest he virtue signals you to death.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    You'll want a copy of Das Kapital laying about the house, mate. As well as a few receipts for charitable contributions you've made.

    Lest he virtue signals you to death.
    My favourite one was when he joined the Samaritans and was careful to let ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE know he was now a Samaritan.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    My favourite one was when he joined the Samaritans and was careful to let ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE know he was now a Samaritan.
    Yes, I liked that one as well, especially when my first thought was 'if there is anyone that could drive me to suicide, it would be Ian Harvey'.

    Although my favourite was his use of a website sponsored by a charity that listed how all the MPs had voted. Amazing how many MPs can be judged to 'HATE THE POOR!!!' on the basis of that utterly objective and in no way politically oriented website.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Yes, I liked that one as well, especially when my first thought was 'if there is anyone that could drive me to suicide, it would be Ian Harvey'.

    Although my favourite was his use of a website sponsored by a charity that listed how all the MPs had voted. Amazing how many MPs can be judged to 'HATE THE POOR!!!' on the basis of that utterly objective and in no way politically oriented website.
    What if a suicidal Tory had got Ian on the Samaritan line? He'd have lectured the poor sod to death, wouldn't he?

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