Hmmm. Intriguing one, this. Does the ownership of a child-like sex doll make this

[Burney]

Thorny ground - which probably isn't the best place to keep an inflatable doll. It doesn't look that young in the picture - or is that just the camera adding years?

It's when he's had enough of her that I worry about. Hope he lets her down gently.

[Luis Anaconda]

It's when he's had enough of her that I worry about. Hope he lets her down easy.

Surely he would have to spend more on another one? That's inflation for you

[Pat Vegas]

Surely he would have to spend more on another one? That's inflation for you

you're off

[Luis Anaconda]

you're off

ffs ref - he started it. It all just blew up from there

[Pat Vegas]

ffs ref - he started it. It all just blew up from there

Someone has to burst your bubble.

[Ash]

Someone has to burst your bubble.

As usual, things are ballooning out-of-control.

[Pat Vegas]

As usual, things are ballooning out-of-control.

Everyone is putting all of their eggs in one basket.

[Burney]

ffs ref - he started it. It all just blew up from there

It'll all end in tears.