Sometimes I visit friends of ours who have recently had kids

[World's End Stella]

Is he not a footballer WES? Sumday is the day for having to drive all over the place watching various offspring kick a ball about

Sadly no, I blame Mrs WES.

And worse, he isn't any good at maths, either. He's likely to read - and I struggle to write this without a tear in my eye - history at Uni. He seems to be very good at it.

My son, an artsie.