That crash in Indonesia sort of ****ed my fear of flying method of booking

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

What do you mean you can't tell how fast you are going? Just look out the feckin window and see how fast the clouds and birds are zipping by. Do you Airplane Johnnies ever actually fly sober?

[Burney]

What do you mean you can't tell how fast you are going? Just look out the feckin window and see how fast the clouds and birds are zipping by. Do you Airplane Johnnies ever actually fly sober?

When you're in a hairyplane, h, do you ever feel like you're bombing along at 500 mph? I'm guessing you don't. And if you ever do, you're probably in trouble. There's your problem, y'see?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

When you're in a hairyplane, h, do you ever feel like you're bombing along at 500 mph? I'm guessing you don't. And if you ever do, you're probably in trouble. There's your problem, y'see?

First time my boy flew, about 4 yrs old, fell fast asleep just before take off. Woke up an hour into the flight, looked out of the window and asked "why have we stopped?" Same problem.