Have you ever sent someone a picture of ytour winkle?

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

If you have: why?

Yeah. I sent one to redgunamo's mum. She replied saying something about waving a pencil around in the Albert Hall

[redgunamo]

Yeah. I sent one to redgunamo's mum. She replied saying something about waving a pencil around in the Albert Hall

loooooooool. Timing

[Monty92]

loooooooool. Timing

I'd imagine your biggest problem with dick pics would be fitting the whole thing into a single frame. You'd have to send them in installments.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'd imagine your biggest problem with dick pics would be fitting the whole thing into a single frame. You'd have to send them in installments.

Wide angled lens m. Not very technical are you.

[Monty92]

Wide angled lens m. Not very technical are you.

Ah, I have a question.

Since our boiler was serviced a few months ago, whenever we run the dishwasher or washing machine of an evening we get crazy loud gurgling sounds from the plug hole in our sinks and particularly the bath.

We had a fella come round the other day from the property management company who insists it's all perfectly normal and absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they did a service and ****ed some **** up in the process.

Can you shed any light on why this might be happening and what we could do about it?

If you could also express your deep loathing for Jews somewhere in your response, that too would be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

[Burney]

Ah, I have a question.

Since our boiler was serviced a few months ago, whenever we run the dishwasher or washing machine of an evening we get crazy loud gurgling sounds from the plug hole in our sinks and particularly the bath.

We had a fella come round the other day from the property management company who insists it's all perfectly normal and absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they did a service and ****ed some **** up in the process.

Can you shed any light on why this might be happening and what we could do about it?

If you could also express your deep loathing for Jews somewhere in your response, that too would be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

I'm no expert, m, but it sounds to me like there's probably some jobbies jammed in the shítpipes. In which case h is your man.

[Monty92]

I'm no expert, m, but it sounds to me like there's probably some jobbies jammed in the shítpipes. In which case h is your man.

I did, after carefully weighing up my options, flush a pair of shít-stained knickers down the crapper the other day, but the gurgling issue pre-dates that regrettable incident.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Ah, I have a question.

Since our boiler was serviced a few months ago, whenever we run the dishwasher or washing machine of an evening we get crazy loud gurgling sounds from the plug hole in our sinks and particularly the bath.

Your boiler, a gas fired heating device, has no connection whatsoever with your waste water removal pipes. Surely even a whining filthy workshy money lending heebie soft-hand like yourself can comprehend this. You have fallen for a spurious correlation.

Flushing knickers down the bog will almost always end in serious problems. The cotton, unlike tissue paper, does not dissolve and will almost certainly block your drain, partially at first, then fully as the rest of your waste material attaches itself to the knickers.

The correlation you may have noticed between the plumber's visit and your wife's fanny size increasing markedly is far from spurious and is a direct cause and effect phenomenon.

[Monty92]

Your boiler, a gas fired heating device, has no connection whatsoever with your waste water removal pipes. Surely even a whining filthy workshy money lending heebie soft-hand like yourself can comprehend this. You have fallen for a spurious correlation.

Flushing knickers down the bog will almost always end in serious problems. The cotton, unlike tissue paper, does not dissolve and will almost certainly block your drain, partially at first, then fully as the rest of your waste material attaches itself to the knickers.

The correlation you may have noticed between the plumber's visit and your wife's fanny size increasing markedly is far from spurious and is a direct cause and effect phenomenon.

What about if I told you that the chaps who serviced the boiler also fiddled around with the stopcock while they were here?

Also, you've essentially ignored my original question which was about the loud gurgling noises emanating from our plug holes that pre-date the unfortunate knickers-flushing incident by several weeks.

What's causing that?