Theresa May just danced her way onto the stage for her Conference speech :-|

[Burney]

How come we don't get the nice Africans? Why can't we have some delightful Tanzanians or Kenyans, rather than Somalis obsessed with stabbing each other?

Getting more Kenyans in would do wonders for our long-distance running medal count now drug cheat Farah is off the scene. Mind you, Kenyans do seem quite keen on panga-ing the shìte out of each other from time to time - and the Mao Mao were a bad lot.

[Sir C]

Getting more Kenyans in would do wonders for our long-distance running medal count now drug cheat Farah is off the scene. Mind you, Kenyans do seem quite keen on panga-ing the shìte out of each other from time to time - and the Mao Mao were a bad lot.

The panga stuff is sort of traditional for election time, that's all. Generally they're way too laid back for the chopping and the slashing.

[Burney]

The panga stuff is sort of traditional for election time, that's all. Generally they're way too laid back for the chopping and the slashing.

I'll be quite tempted to panga a few people come the next election, to be fair. Owen Jones for starters.