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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post


    Lewisham never wants it less than the opposition.

    Unless he's sulking.
    Theo Hamilton has it easy. Just sits in a computer controlled kit car and has only to keep his foot down and steer the contraption. Anyone could do it. Even an effete gay chap like yourself Ash.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Theo Hamilton has it easy. Just sits in a computer controlled kit car and has only to keep his foot down and steer the contraption. Anyone could do it. Even an effete gay chap like yourself Ash.
    They have to keep the thing on the island as well as not bumping into the other fellows. They also have a million settings and buttons on the steering wheel to master. And then there are all the G forces. Every time you go round a corner at 130mph your internals are trying to carry on in a straight line. This happens every few seconds for an hour and a half. You need to be in good shape.

    And you're the one who has frothy milk in his coffee.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    They have to keep the thing on the island as well as not bumping into the other fellows. They also have a million settings and buttons on the steering wheel to master. And then there are all the G forces. Every time you go round a corner at 130mph your internals are trying to carry on in a straight line. This happens every few seconds for an hour and a half. You need to be in good shape.

    And you're the one who has frothy milk in his coffee.
    Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.
    Nonsense b. The truest sign of a chutney ferret, is a chap who, upon discovering he has a flat tyre, calls the AA and makes himself pretty while awaiting the mechanic's arrival, then blushes and pouts coquettishly at the fellow while he is about his task.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.
    It's called a Latte now B.

    Just sounds better as it is foreign. Bit like Wenger really.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    It's called a Latte now B.

    Just sounds better as it is foreign. Bit like Wenger really.
    The real man's drink is the Americano. Iced, cold as Valley Forge.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    The real man's drink is the Americano. Iced, cold as Valley Forge.
    Have you been reading Raymond Chandler again, e?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    It's called a Latte now B.

    Just sounds better as it is foreign. Bit like Wenger really.
    Or Niall Quinn
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Or Niall Quinn
    He's a fúcking díck.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    He's a fúcking díck.
    He is beautifully spoken, imo.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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