I see Sir C is being pilloried from all directions for being a food snob. I think it

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I think Herbert has a fetish for Sir C

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I think Herbert has a fetish for Sir C

No dear boy, a fetish is a sexual proclivity; such as your mother has for my cock.

[Burney]

No dear boy, a fetish is a sexual proclivity; such as your mother has for my cock.

Actually, a fetish is an inanimate object of veneration.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Actually, a fetish is an inanimate object of veneration.

Oh dear b. Literary snobs like yourself so loathe being bested over word meaning, especially by an oik like me, that I am bracing myself for the full fury of your venom.

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/*******s

Nothing to see here

[Burney]

Oh dear b. Literary snobs like yourself so loathe being bested over word meaning, especially by an oik like me, that I am bracing myself for the full fury of your venom.

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/proclivity

I’m speaking of its original meaning, you uneducated prole. Just because the first time you encountered the word was while you stroked your engorged button mushroom of a member over a story in Forum, that doesn’t make that the definitive meaning.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I’m speaking of its original meaning, you uneducated prole. Just because the first time you encountered the word was while you stroked your engorged button mushroom of a member over a story in Forum, that doesn’t make that the definitive meaning.

I was looking up the wrong word b. My most humble and grovelling apology

[Burney]

I was looking up the wrong word b. My most humble and grovelling apology

Oh. Ermmm...that’s OK.

Sorry, but I find it very disconcerting when you don’t fight back. Takes all the fun out of it.

[Ash]

Oh dear b. Literary snobs like yourself so loathe being bested over word meaning, especially by an oik like me, that I am bracing myself for the full fury of your venom.

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/*******s

Nothing to see here

Indeed. Nothing to see. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/'s-

[Luis Anaconda]

Actually, a fetish is an inanimate object of veneration.

Unlike Herb's cock which is now an inanimate object of no penetration

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Unlike Herb's cock which is now an inanimate object of no penetration

Or your liver which is now an almost inanimate object of no discernible function.