Honeymoon ideas for next July?

[Monty92]

Is this an oblique way of announcing your forthcoming nuptials, m? Congratulations.

I shall await my invitation.

And why not just get on an aeroplane you unutterable nancy boy?

Thanks! We are having it at the country's oldest brewery, with a tour thrown in for all guests.

They are definitely gonna be disappointed with the drinking power of the Jewish contingent

[Burney]

Thanks! We are having it at the country's oldest brewery, with a tour thrown in for all guests.

They are definitely gonna be disappointed with the drinking power of the Jewish contingent

Shepherd Neame, eh? Filthy stuff, but there you are.

Still, I'm sure Sir C and I will find a way to enjoy ourselves.

[Sir C]

Shepherd Neame, eh? Filthy stuff, but there you are.

Still, I'm sure Sir C and I will find a way to enjoy ourselves.

One assumes there is to be a free bar? I put it to you that we are big enough men to neck some filthy ale if it's on Bignose's tab.

[Burney]

One assumes there is to be a free bar? I put it to you that we are big enough men to neck some filthy ale if it's on Bignose's tab.

You can't call a chap bignose at his wedding! Apart from anything else, if you did, half the congregation would probably think you were referring to them!

That's a point. Is it a church wedding? Or do his lot catch fire if they enter hallowed ground?

[Sir C]

You can't call a chap bignose at his wedding! Apart from anything else, if you did, half the congregation would probably think you were referring to them!

That's a point. Is it a church wedding? Or do his lot catch fire if they enter hallowed ground?

They do it under a canopy, you know. And then they stamp on their glasses.

Savages, the lot of 'em.

[PSRB]

They do it under a canopy, you know. And then they stamp on their glasses.

Savages, the lot of 'em.

There is a chair also involved, if I remember correctly.

[Monty92]

There is a chair also involved, if I remember correctly.

Yes, the bride and groom get lifted high up in the air on chairs while everyone dances around them. What larks.

[Burney]

They do it under a canopy, you know. And then they stamp on their glasses.

Savages, the lot of 'em.

I heard they do it through a sheet. And then the woman has to shave her head or something.

As you say, savages.

[Monty92]

You can't call a chap bignose at his wedding! Apart from anything else, if you did, half the congregation would probably think you were referring to them!

That's a point. Is it a church wedding? Or do his lot catch fire if they enter hallowed ground?

I bet you both go all coy when you finally meet my mother

[Monty92]

Shepherd Neame, eh? Filthy stuff, but there you are.

Still, I'm sure Sir C and I will find a way to enjoy ourselves.

Their Master Brew is pretty rank, but I'm a big fan of Whitstable Bay Blonde and even the Pale Ale isn't too bad. Spitfire perfectly acceptable, too.