Very likely to overtake Spurs after the next round of PL fixtures

[Burney]

You over-estimate the size of my village, Burney.

I'd kill for one or all of those in walking distance. One shop, one village hall, one cricket green, one church and two pubs. That's it.

When I used to work in Mayfield in East Sussex, there wasn't a chip shop, there was a mobile chip van that came round once a week. It was a big event.