A prize to anyone who can fill in the last line of this famous celebratory song?

[Monty92]

Happy Birthday, old horse. What are you now? 30-odd?

A middle class 30-year-old with two kids? Yeah right.

If I'd spawned 2 kids by age 30, I wouldn't have Redgunamo on my case the whole time about how my type are to blame for the decline of western civilisation.

I'm 38.

[Burney]

A middle class 30-year-old with two kids? Yeah right.

If I'd spawned 2 kids by age 30, I wouldn't have Redgunamo on my case the whole time about how my type are to blame for the decline of western civilisation.

I'm 38.

I really can't deal with the idea of you being 38. It makes me feel fvcking ancient