Originally Posted by Burney Denim? Brut? Old Spice? Davidoff's Cool Water? Be more specific, man! Are those still in fashion, or are you showing your age?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Originally Posted by redgunamo Are those still in fashion, or are you showing your age? Absolutely. Should you ever revisit these shores, you must either smell of one of these or be assumed to be a homosexualist or - worse - foreign.
Originally Posted by Burney Absolutely. Should you ever revisit these shores, you must either smell of one of these or be assumed to be a homosexualist or - worse - foreign. Oh, no fear. I wear no bottled scent; the hounds don't like it. So, foreigner it is then. Or homo, of course.
Originally Posted by redgunamo Oh, no fear. I wear no bottled scent; the hounds don't like it. So, foreigner it is then. Or homo, of course. It amounts to the same thing, really.
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