Lunch?

[Ash]

I've heard freeform jazz. It goes off alarming.

Not really music though, tbh.

[Burney]

Not really music though, tbh.

I was once shhh'd during a performance of this rubbish. There the bloke is, emitting tuneless, discordant squeaks, farts and squiddly-diddly bits that were simply a horrible racket and I'm getting 'shhh'd' for asking if anyone fancies a pint? Fùcking cheek