How come we didn't play anyone at the weekend then?

[Sir C]

Scruffy. Constantly running around in a boring fashion. Looks like he smells of wet dog.

I'd say you're being grossly unfair to the chap.

1. He has odd hair. This is not untypical of the younger generation. Indeed, you're a chap not unaccustomed to sporting quite the do yourself, and you're old enough to know better.

2. 'Constantly running around' is sort of the default condition for a professional sportsman.

3. You can't see what someone smells like.

All in all, I'm disappointed in you here.