Theresa May just danced her way onto the stage for her Conference speech :-|

[Burney]

Build more council houses?

When did the Conservative Party decide to stop being a conservative party and become a sort of Labour-lite?

Basically when thon cùnt Hague pjut on a baseball cap.

[Sir C]

Basically when thon cùnt Hague pjut on a baseball cap.

You've been drinking, haven't you?

I'm more disappointed than angry.

[Burney]

You've been drinking, haven't you?

I'm more disappointed than angry.

I certainly have, but In Vino Veritas. I've never liked the fellow. He's as wet as an otter's pocket and nothing more than a fartcatching lickspittle of Brussels.

A Quisling, basically. Ought to be strung up.