I see Mme Le Pen has claimed that the French shovelling Jews onto trains even more

[Luis Anaconda]

Oh, I know. I've told you about my shock when I found out that my niece and nephew were being taught in school that the French basically liberated themselves and the Normandy landings were basically just a handy bit of back up, but not really crucial because René and his mates had already done the hard yards.
Seriously, I know we get accused of mythologising our history, but the French just straight-up lie about theirs.

Hang on - are you saying Allo Allo is not an accurate piece of historical drama. And Gorden Kaye not even cold in his coffin. Shame on you

[Burney]

Hang on - are you saying Allo Allo is not an accurate piece of historical drama. And Gorden Kaye not even cold in his coffin. Shame on you

I'm not even sure there was even a painting called 'The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies', la.

We're through the looking glass, here, people.