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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Turned out to be a doddle. Local anaesthetic and the teeth popped out painlessly and easily like good little chaps. I was done in less than ten minutes. Anaesthetic’s pretty much worn off now and it’s not even that sore.
    I advise against drinking a hot beverage, lest the numbness cause a burning of the mouth.

    Imagine, you've lost some weight now.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I advise against drinking a hot beverage, lest the numbness cause a burning of the mouth.

    Imagine, you've lost some weight now.
    I shall forgo eating and drinking until this evening, I think.

    How was last night?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I shall forgo eating and drinking until this evening, I think.

    How was last night?
    Rancid. Out with a mad Glaswegian. Pissed by 6. Walked into the Kings Head where he immediately treated the old boys at the bar in a tirade about 'fúcking Romanians' and the 'fúcking p*ki' who recently ran over his nephew, to whch they reacted by welcoming him into their bosom. Topics of later conversation with this collection of racenteurs included, 'I've owned 106 cars in my lifetime, you might say I'm a petrolhead' and 'England will never do well in a world cup because of all the foreigners.'

    By the time we'd moved on to a mixed antipasti platter and a mediocre pizzas, I was too pissed to speak.

    I see from my phone that an Uber delivered me home at 2 a.m.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Rancid. Out with a mad Glaswegian. Pissed by 6. Walked into the Kings Head where he immediately treated the old boys at the bar in a tirade about 'fúcking Romanians' and the 'fúcking p*ki' who recently ran over his nephew, to whch they reacted by welcoming him into their bosom. Topics of later conversation with this collection of racenteurs included, 'I've owned 106 cars in my lifetime, you might say I'm a petrolhead' and 'England will never do well in a world cup because of all the foreigners.'

    By the time we'd moved on to a mixed antipasti platter and a mediocre pizzas, I was too pissed to speak.

    I see from my phone that an Uber delivered me home at 2 a.m.
    Early night then

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