Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Pubs don't sell champagne by the glass?
I was at a birthday dinner on Saturday. The waitress came round to take our order and the options were.
Asparagus with schnitzel; asparagus with ham; asparagus with zander

Note: not schnitzel with asparagus etc - the normal way round. Plates came and there was some potatoes on one side, schnitzel on the other and five massive pieces of white asparagus taking up the whole middle of the plate. Needless to say I ate the meat and potatoes and ****ed the asparagus out the window. Germans are odd.

Unlimited quantities of the finest Weißbier I have ever tasted so wd the pub for that though