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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What was the cause of the mal d'estomac, bb?
    Two suspects, either Friday nights kebab which I finished Saturday morning or one of the 3 fried eggs I had after it. The yolk was more green than yellow but I was still half cut and didn't give a ****e. Given plenty since :****:
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Two suspects, either Friday nights kebab which I finished Saturday morning or one of the 3 fried eggs I had after it. The yolk was more green than yellow but I was still half cut and didn't give a ****e. Given plenty since :****:
    I'd go with the egg, tbh. Listeria, probably. Salmonella, even? All in all, an excellent aid to weight loss.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'd go with the egg, tbh. Listeria, probably. Salmonella, even? All in all, an excellent aid to weight loss.
    See also pneumonia. I was off for two weeks with it during which the sun shone almost constantly. I lay in my garden coughing/sleeping for two weeks as it wore off.

    When I got back to work I had a nice tan and was a stone lighter. Everyone kept telling me how good I looked and asked where I'd been,

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