Do you suppose little M junior has been traumatised by his dad's insistence on

[Just Trent]

loudly discussing his son's winkie flap with all and sundry throughout yesterday's match?

I hope Monty junior behaved himself, and didn’t start shouting ‘shoooooot’ with the rest of the fans. Or, say something cretinous about Mesut Ozil. Can you imagine?

[Burney]

I hope Monty junior behaved himself, and didn’t start shouting ‘shoooooot’ with the rest of the fans. Or, say something cretinous about Mesut Ozil. Can you imagine?

I'd laugh if they left in the 80th minute.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I hope Monty junior behaved himself, and didn’t start shouting ‘shoooooot’ with the rest of the fans. Or, say something cretinous about Mesut Ozil. Can you imagine?

I imagine Monty would smile the warm smile of a proud indulgent father before calling him a cancer deserving little ****.